December 2009
110 posts
Russia To Blow Up Earth-Bound Asteroid
Okay so maybe the asteroid isn’t actually earth bound, but it could be. You see, nobody can agree on how serious a threat the rock poses. I say laser the shit out of it. Then laser all the little pieces. Then blast me in the eyes. If I can’t see the end of the world I don’t wanna see anything!
Russia’s space agency chief said Wednesday a spacecraft may be dispatched...
“I can count to G!”
– What’s her face
Talk about a good night at work...
So, Zehrs or Loblaws or whoever decided to give all the Zehrs employees these scratch cards this Christmas season which allow you the chance to win $5, $10, $25, or $1000. Well, the store manager caught me as I was leaving for my lunch and just opened a new pack and decided to fan them out and let me pick one. So, I just grabbed one and went on my way. I was sitting in my room and noticed it...
Goddamn...
Billy Talent’s first album is just so damn good! What happened?
“You got a long face-lift. If it kills, I got news, it ain’t a side-effect....”
– Them Crooked Vultures
“I liked that. I feel strangely cheered up by your playing. It’s a new,...”
– Brendon Small (after hearing Melissa’s dad play some mediocre violin)
I'm craving a peanut butter and banana sandwich.
Who’s with me on this one?
Does anyone understand what the hell is going on...
And now for something completely different:
(An elbow)
Oh babysitting...
kcourtemanche:
I just babysat for 2 hours and made $25. All I did was play Guess Who about 10 times and read a couple books before he went to bed. I forgot babysitting was such easy money! I need to do it more often.
This just made me wonder: who the hell came up with the term “babysitting”? Were they actually sitting on babies while the babies’ parents were out? Were these...
What noodles?
Willy: And that's how Willy waters. Now, you take the hoose.
Nelson: The moose?
Willy: The HOOSE! The HOOSE!
[Willy gives the hose to Nelson]
Nelson: Is this right? [sprays him]
Willy: Aaugh! Turn off the noozle!
Nelson: The noodles? What noodles?
Willy: The noozle at the end of the hoose!
Man walks into diner with 5-inch knife in his...
WARREN, Mich. (AP) — A 52-year-old man complained only about the cold weather before walking into a diner with a five-inch knife sticking out of his chest. The unnamed man called a Warren 911 operator on Sunday night to ask that an ambulance be sent to Bray’s, an eatery in neighboring Hazel Park. He said he had been stabbed during a robbery attempt half a mile away, then walked to the...
It just took me 47 seconds to download the entire...
Thanks, internet!
I just finished reading Battle Royale again today
You should read it, it’s fucking intense! Explanation over.
Watch
Hello, time bomb!
I’m ready to go off.
I never usually do these things, but I'm...
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Well made. Well priced. Well played.
I just made sweet potato fries...
…with rosemary, sea salt, pepper, garlic and olive oil with curry mayo to dip them in. I wish I had someone to share them with.
black pear tree
i dug a hole and filled it up with compost rested on the cool grass for a minute i saw the future in a dream last night there’s nothing in it i set the sapling in the hole started gently tapping down the dirt i saw the future in a dream last night somebody’s gonna get hurt, somebody’s gonna get hurt i hope it’s not me but i suspect it’s going to have to be i dug...
