January 2010
118 posts
I was forced to watch the Bad Romance video.
It was eccentric to say the least.
I stumble...
…and occasionally I’ll come across a page from momlogic. The things that are on this site are absolutely asinine. Every time I stumble upon one of these pages I just want to beat my head in with a stapler. I’ve read the most ridiculous things on that site, the most recent one explaining that pork is a sexual invigorator… I’m pretty sure the site is maintained by...
Gagging Order - Radiohead from Hail To The Thief...
Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but...I'm afraid your family doesn't want you back.
[flicks a switch]
[one of the TV monitors shows the Simpsons in the TV room]
Homer: [not Homer's voice] I do not miss Bart at all.
Marge: [not Marge's voice] I am glad he's gone.
Lisa: [almost Lisa's voice] As am I.
Homer: [drops a sandwich] B'oh!
Bart: It's probably my imagination, but something about them didn't seem quite right.
Burns: Really? Excuse me for just a moment.
[walks into a nearby room and shuts the door. A TV set of
the Simpsons living room has been set up.]
People, that was all wrong. Homer Simpson doesn't say "B'oh", he says [checks script] "D'oh"!
Actor Homer: [pulls mask off; looks like Michael Caine] Sorry, M.B., but I'm having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of neurological impairment, like "Rain Man", or "Awakenings"? I mean, what the HELL am I doing here?!
Actor Marge: And this dialog has _none_ of the wit and sparkle of "Murphy Brown".
Actor Lisa: [the midget Bart ran into] Hey, you know we are getting into golden time.
Burns: Yes, well just get it right or you'll all be doing "Come Blow Your Horn" at the Westport Dinner Theater.
[walks back out into the control room]
All right, let's see what the old Simpson family is up to now.
Actor Homer: [drops sandwich] Duh-oh!
Fact.
The name hippopotamus comes from the Greek words “hippos,” meaning horse, and “potamus,” meaning river.
Sixteen Hundred Thousand Desktop Strippers
Me: Why the hell would anyone want a girl dancing suggestively on their desktop at all times?
Ryan: Dude, I've got like six
Ryan: teen
Ryan: hundred
Ryan: thousand.
Me: That's fucking retarded.
Ryan: Hey, at least I've got a boner.
ATTN: Ryan and Dave →
daveemrich:
(via fuckyeahzack)
Yeah, I remember what the internet was like back in December too.
Fine, be that way.
ATTN: Ryan and Dave →
Dispersion of Sound Waves in Ice Sheets →
It does sound like Star Wars!
Must Make →
kcourtemanche:
Whose birthday is next?
You need a birthday to make that? Can’t we just have a cake party and make it for no reason?
Why? →
I found 5¢ in Canadian Tire money in the...
It’s definitely not as exhilarating as finding real money…
did you know the word 'avocado' comes from...
mirah:
i sure didn’t.
thanks, internet.
Thanks, mirah.
The Official Strawberry Swing Video (by Coldplay) →
This is one of my new favourite videos. (My mind has now been blown twice within one hour.)