December 2010
27 posts
Your music SUCKS!!!
– Grandma Hobler
Grandma, you're the best
Aunt Ann (cutting quiche): Sorry, my cutting isn't the greatest.
Grandma: Yeah, I know your cooking isn't that great.
Aunt Ann: I said cutting!
Grandma: I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID!
The Sun is incomparably vaster and more powerful than any work of man.
– This
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We got a bottle of Jim Beam and started drinking. I drank a liter to distract me...
– Jeff Rosenstock
Scarlett and Ryan are breaking up?
HOLY SHIT I’VE STILL GOT A CHANCE!
1-800-ALARM-ME
You are a poem: little pieces of my senses broken up to form an image.
I’m not rich just because I have a Drobo and a big mortgage.
– Doug Tigani